tw0doorcinema-slut:

latenightalaska:

WHO KEEPS PUTTING LIZARDS IN POLLY POCKET CLOTHES IM CRYIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG

IT HAS NO FREAKING TAIL
neyagawa:

meanplastic:

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im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets
Try to love yourself as much as you want someone else to. my english teacher  (via richbiotch)

(Source: snorlaxatives, via secondstartootheright)

little-things-count-the-most:

rivalfortune:

megustamemes:

Titanic.

They better stay clear of the lettuce

did you just

The 6 commandments of Kurt Cobain

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

(via thealessandra)

Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better. (via jessielou24)

(via j-aime-le-son-de-votre-voix)

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.
andyxxsixx:

20dollarfalloutboy:

thefalldownguys:

lionvomit:

lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

punk stone

Punk pebble??

OH I GET IT

Punk rock
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