fitspocean:

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

That was so comforting
Are you asking because you care or because you’re curious? (via du-hure-ugh)

(Source: unpoeticheartbreak, via beatenpath-smilingheart)

nohetero:

hahrys:

boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally

(via miss-nobody13)

yogaboi:

The next supreme

Well I ain’t calling you a truther.

Josh Peck (via robertdinnero)

(Source: doctor-pete-capaldi, via inthewar0fmylife)

suicidlestraightedge:

Relationship goals.

sixpenceee:

To anyone going through a heart break: you’ll do more important things in your life than date a swine who couldn’t give you the time of day 

(via aarontaman)

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

(via youarealittleshit)

0rient-express:

Numa Falls | by Yu Sheng.

radioirwin:

radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

stop reblogging this

(via thedrugsarekickingin)